If you don’t have a pool, do not despair. You can always invite yourself to your neighbor’s pool. Sure, they won’t mind at all. I mean, they’re just out there yukking it up in the sun with their barbecue, Pooltime™ Ale and splashing. So … much … splashing. Throw on your banana hammock and stroll right on over. Bring your mom’s seven-layer dip and a pair of these Pooltime Malibu Sunglasses as a hostess gift. We promise their eyes will well with gratitude.