While this ’47 Official™ Hazy IPA will clean up your look, your language is another story. Your mom told us to wash your mouth out with soap, but we could only find hand sanitizer. And force-feeding you hand sanitizer seems a little extreme for using a word that rhymes with truck. Speaking of truck, you could totally wear this hat driving a big rig (or even a mini-van). It’s curved and relaxed, just like your kisser. Keep on truckin’ with that potty mouth of yours.